Friday, January 2, 2009


"In marvellous fashion, oysters are a stimulant, hence shameless and lascivious women eat them in order to be more apt for the amatory act."
From-- "Lewd Food, The Complete Guide to Aphrodisiac Edibles," Robert Hendrickson
The only way to eat a raw oyster is to lick it, between the folds of its gills, to the clit at the end, then to swallow it whole, as you would your lover, followed by a swig of dry white wine.
From -- BadAssKona


  1. That would make me shameless. Loves me those lickable, juicy oysters!

    “If you don't love life you can't enjoy an oyster; there is a shock of freshness to it and intimations of the ages of man, some piercing intuition of the sea and all its weeds and breezes. [They] shiver you for a split second.”
    --Eleanor Clark

  2. It's all about savoring the testicle and the pussy, at the same time...